Saturday, July 31, 2004
fuck victoria
well as one of our other policies which people have undoubtedly been waiting for years to come about - here it is!
as most of australia knows, victoria sucks. its full of vics, they brew shit beer, stole F1 from Adelaide and think they're fucking tops at aussie rules. they're wrong. What i think we should do is simply get rid of Victoria. It's not as if this country needs it.
from South Australia to Victoria: fuck you, you stupid bastards!
victoria,
they stole our grand prix,
victoria,
seeing south aussies makes them pee,
for they know that together we,
can beat them,
thrash em,
smash em,
and crash em,
fuck victoria!
go South Australia!
as most of australia knows, victoria sucks. its full of vics, they brew shit beer, stole F1 from Adelaide and think they're fucking tops at aussie rules. they're wrong. What i think we should do is simply get rid of Victoria. It's not as if this country needs it.
from South Australia to Victoria: fuck you, you stupid bastards!
victoria,
they stole our grand prix,
victoria,
seeing south aussies makes them pee,
for they know that together we,
can beat them,
thrash em,
smash em,
and crash em,
fuck victoria!
go South Australia!
Friday, July 30, 2004
clearing it all up
okay our ally countries include:
Canada
Sweden
Jamaica
Ireland
Lebanon
Greece
Uganda
Brazil
The Netherlands
Finland
and we for the most part hate these countries:
Indonesia (invade us and we'll kick your ass)
The United States of America (bloody wankers)
New Zealand (..sheep)
and there's a whole bunch of other countries we obviously don't give a rats ass about unless we can somehow use them
well have a good one
President G
okay our ally countries include:
Canada
Sweden
Jamaica
Ireland
Lebanon
Greece
Uganda
Brazil
The Netherlands
Finland
and we for the most part hate these countries:
Indonesia (invade us and we'll kick your ass)
The United States of America (bloody wankers)
New Zealand (..sheep)
and there's a whole bunch of other countries we obviously don't give a rats ass about unless we can somehow use them
well have a good one
President G
rolling out the cabinet...
for fucks sake cant believe im actually doing this
anyway here we go. the ministers for everything
minister for health: simon nowak
minister for all around aussie ness and beer: nic love
minister for IT and computer crap: lachlan mcd
and the president... ME. because its about fucking time i had some power of some sort.
anyway here we go. the ministers for everything
minister for health: simon nowak
minister for all around aussie ness and beer: nic love
minister for IT and computer crap: lachlan mcd
and the president... ME. because its about fucking time i had some power of some sort.
Wednesday, July 28, 2004
now im into politics.
be afraid. i would be.
to start off, im starting my own political party - "all for australia". We aim to one day be elected and to improve Australia for the better. hopefully we will gain support, as our main priorties will be education, the economy and aussie spirit.
more or less, im fucking fed up with the dickhead PM's in office. We've had John Howard who's busy licking George Dubya's balls right now, and the various other wankers who have ruined this great land drowning it in debt, putting in stupid policies and above all ruining the future for Australia.
We aim to do many things. First off is to gain a budget surplus enough to be able to make enough changes to the country. This means raised taxes for several years and prosperity afterwards. We do not have a short term plan, but a long term one - a plan for Australia to benefit from.
All of our electric, water, gas and telecommunication services are to be brought back under state control. This means that the people themselves will own the infrastructure of this country - and can have control over it, making sure improvements depend on those in need, and not what the shareholders want.
Education is to be made free. Not as it is now, but completely free. University is not to be open to the richest people, but higher achievers and those who will benefit from it.
The dole will undergo a specific change. We intend to develop government owned businesses, and get those without employment to work in them. This solves a problem of unemployment in this country, while still offering the people choices in what they wish to do.
There are to be no more specific rights for religious or ethnic groups. All people are created equal, all deserve equal treatment. No more extra points on your TER for being Aboriginal or having English as a second language.
Programmes for migrants to Australia to undertake a 1-2 year course in learning English and Australian customs, to help them adapt to Australian society and not create 'ghetto' communities.
Well I don't honestly know is thats just blind ramblings or an actual plan. Anywho, I get money from this country to advertise and help build up support for my party. Australia kicks ass.
Cheers
to start off, im starting my own political party - "all for australia". We aim to one day be elected and to improve Australia for the better. hopefully we will gain support, as our main priorties will be education, the economy and aussie spirit.
more or less, im fucking fed up with the dickhead PM's in office. We've had John Howard who's busy licking George Dubya's balls right now, and the various other wankers who have ruined this great land drowning it in debt, putting in stupid policies and above all ruining the future for Australia.
We aim to do many things. First off is to gain a budget surplus enough to be able to make enough changes to the country. This means raised taxes for several years and prosperity afterwards. We do not have a short term plan, but a long term one - a plan for Australia to benefit from.
All of our electric, water, gas and telecommunication services are to be brought back under state control. This means that the people themselves will own the infrastructure of this country - and can have control over it, making sure improvements depend on those in need, and not what the shareholders want.
Education is to be made free. Not as it is now, but completely free. University is not to be open to the richest people, but higher achievers and those who will benefit from it.
The dole will undergo a specific change. We intend to develop government owned businesses, and get those without employment to work in them. This solves a problem of unemployment in this country, while still offering the people choices in what they wish to do.
There are to be no more specific rights for religious or ethnic groups. All people are created equal, all deserve equal treatment. No more extra points on your TER for being Aboriginal or having English as a second language.
Programmes for migrants to Australia to undertake a 1-2 year course in learning English and Australian customs, to help them adapt to Australian society and not create 'ghetto' communities.
Well I don't honestly know is thats just blind ramblings or an actual plan. Anywho, I get money from this country to advertise and help build up support for my party. Australia kicks ass.
Cheers
